Welcome aboard! By hopping on the membership train, you're in agreement with the following:

1. Playing by the Rules:

When you join us, you're promising to stick to these terms and conditions. We might spruce them up every now and then, so keep an eye out.

2. How Membership Works:

  • You can sign up for our club on a monthly or annual basis, whichever floats your boat.
  • Once you've paid up, that's the deal sealed. Sorry, no refunds, even if you decide to call it quits halfway through the month or year.
  • If we decide to tweak our fees, we'll give you a heads up 30 days in advance.

3. Paying Up:

  • When you sign on, it's time to pay the piper. We'll charge your chosen payment method automatically.
  • If your payment bounces, we might have to hit pause or say goodbye to your membership. So, make sure the funds are ready to roll!

4. Saying Goodbye:

  • Feel like it's time to part ways? No hard feelings. Just follow the offboarding process on our platform.
  • Your membership will hang around until the end of your billing period. No refunds for days left on the clock.
  • Snagged a special deal and then decided it's not your thing? There might be a small fee when you say adios.

5. Keeping it Personal:

  • Your membership is just for you - don't go sharing your login secrets.
  • If someone's poking around where they shouldn't, let us know pronto.

6. Using Our Stuff:

  • You get access to some cool exclusive content, but keep it in the clubhouse. Sharing outside the club is a no-go.
  • Break the rules, and we might have to show you the door without a refund.

7. Privacy Matters:

  • We've got your back on privacy. Check out our privacy policy to see how we handle your deets.
  • By signing up, you're giving us the nod to our privacy policy.

8. Changes and Endings:

  • We can switch things up or pull the plug on the club whenever we fancy.
  • If we do decide to close shop, we'll let you know and sort out any leftover fees fair and square.

9. No Guarantees:

We're doing our best, but we can't promise smooth sailing all the time.

10. Text messaging compliance

  • We will send you membership promotions, event invites and tickets and giveaways directly through text messages (SMS).
  • When you sign up for our membership, you're automatically opting in to receive these exciting updates.
  • Remember, you're in control! If you ever want to adjust your preferences, just text STOP to unsubscribe.
  • To learn more about how Twilio handles your data, check out their privacy policy right here:

11. The Legal Stuff:

These rules play by the laws of DC. Any disagreements will get sorted out according to those laws.

By jumping into our membership, you're saying you've read, understood, and agreed to these terms and conditions.


  • Just a friendly reminder that selling your membership rewards isn't permitted. We want to keep the perks exclusive to our members!
  • Our rewards are all about making your experience extra special, with a plus one for events! While we usually aim for enjoyment just for you and your guest, we're always open to exceptions. Just reach out to our member concierge if you have any special requests!
  • We always do our best to make sure you can enjoy your rewards, but if for any reason you can't redeem them, unfortunately, we can't offer compensation or cash value equivalent. Thanks for understanding!